Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Don't let it slip out again!
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Swallow, count and repeat
Only one thing can get done around her
Solid presentation prep, boss
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Use this fucking slut
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I've been missing out
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Is this a serious talk, mom?